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Thanks to Steve Wells - who pointed this bizarre occurrence out - back in Joe Banana's in Wanchai, Hong Kong, in 1993.....

Names of weird/difficult things........... have weird/difficult names.

Examples are needed for you to see what he means....

bulletPeople who cannot spell........ are dyslexic.... try to spell dyslexic!!
bulletPeople who pronounce the letter R as WR..... suffer from Rotism... when they explain this to people.... what problem do they have??...... WRotism!! I worked with a guy once who had this problem - and - silly sod - compounded it by saying... "I have trouble with my arse!" - he meant ... "I have trouble with my R's"
bulletPeople who speak using small, single syllable words.....are............Monosyllabic - Monosyllabic isn't a word they'd be happy to try and say - this example was identified by Rena Ang, minutes after being told of the two example above - clever hey??
bulletPeople who cannot pronounce the letter "S" properly ...... lisp... l-i-th-p
bulletPeople who stutter frequently have problems with hard “t’s”.  Stutter has two/three of them! (Thanks to Ralph Magro for this one (2/7/2004)
bulletThere are many more - will dredge them up.....

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